Millennials are truly the most autistic, manchild generation that ever had the misfortune of sliding out of a pussy like a sticky shit. They had an entire decade or two to change things for themselves yet they didn't do shit. They just huddled into their safe spaces like little bitches and trapped themselves in a perpetual state of childishness.
Not only are you wastes of life reading this shitty book by a haggard transphobe and pretending you're "hufflepuffs", you're gorging yourselves on shit like avocado toast and "asian fusion tacos" and then you wonder why you're so poor. Seriously instead of worrying about your fictitious harry potter house, worry about the face that you're still living in one-bedroom apartments, worry about the fact that you're only "friends" are your "heckin good boy pupperino doggos", worry about the fact that the world is going to hell and you're not doing shit about it. You have no problem sending people children death threats because they didn't draw a cartoon fat or black enough, but when it comes to actual real life shit?
And if you don't have the millennialoid females acting like perpetual 8 year olds over shitty ass british kid's books, you have the "males" gaping their mouths like 8 year olds over fucking superheroes and shit. God you millennials are a pathetic waste of a generation. What else can we expect from the generation that came up with "safe spaces" and "trigger warnings"?
Best example: the COVID pandemic. This was their chance to stick it to the boomers. The same boomers they spent the entire 2010's railing against. Come 2020? "NOOO WE HAVE TO SAVE GRANDPA NOOOO WE HAVE TO LIVE IN THE POD AND WEAR THE MUZZLE!11" The fuckers ACTUALLY FELL IN LINE and ruined things for the next two generations. Zoomers should have spent their final days in High School having prom, goofing around with friends, graduating in front of a live audience, but no. They didn't get this chance because of you overgrown children and your inaction.
"Awww but I don't have the SPOOOOONS like I literally can't even..."
Shut the fuck up you worthless excuse of a generation. You had your chance and you fucked it up. You want to do something right? Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck off and slip into irrelevance. Slip into irrelevance and let the zoomers fix things. You were a waste of sperm and nobody will remember you. You're worse than Gen X. Hell, at least Gen X made Grunge and Punk.
Millennials were a mistake.